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INDIAN ENGLISH
An Italian , French and Indian went for a job interview in England.

They were told that they must compose a sentence in English with three main words: green , pink and yellow .

The Italian was first: "I wake up in the morning. I see the yellow sun.
I see the green grass and I hope it will be a pink day."

The French was next: " I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow banana,
a green pepper and in the evening I watch the pink panther on TV..

Last was the Indian: "I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone
" green green ", I " pink " up the phone and I say " Yellow "